NYAR! I love this one. I'm so putting it on my faves. TAKE THAT ALEX-SAMA!

Love love.

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...lower your eyelids to die with the sun...

*takes it*

An Editorial in a reputable magazine
Ozymandias was a cock-hound. That’s what the papers said. Just scandal rags really, but tabloids owned by reputable newspapers. Ozymandias, apparently, had raped eight thousand virgins; the spoils of war. What a goal oriented individual, this man with a mission, “let our royal scepter pierce the maiden heads of eight thousand virgins. Nothing less shall sate Ozymandias!” Historians believe that he actually stuck his scepter into only six thousand maidens. This editor feels that these historians are just jealous.
It didn’t end there, of course. Ozymandias had loftier goals than a mere genocidal hymen splitting. He sat once, it is said, with the greatest minds of his day and they drew up a plan to make Ozymandias a true immortal. In the three years it took Ozymandias to poke the entire female population of the known world, the language of sex had grown up. Counter intuitively it had also become more juvenile. Where once emperors had coated or thrust their scepters, now they sheeped the grasses. This might seem inane but basically it’s the same as dipping ones wick becoming pounding the pooty. Ozymandias declared unto his enemies that he was going to sheep the turtle. I.E. fuck mama earth.
Ozymandias, a man of many means, could always find his dick. It was always where he left it and he was very good about leaving it between his legs, just above his huevos. Here was the problem that our virile archaeologically peculiar grand theft pussy perpetrator was facing. “Where does Gaia keep her vagina?” “…and secretly he must have wondered,” say penis envy ridden historians, “will my sheeping (god damn/and/or/fucking) scepter be able to fill it? Surely it must be cavernous.” This editor believes that the historians should suck out there own bonches. Hell yes! This editor says, “Ozymandias could fuck the moon!”
New geological evidence suggests that the earth ovulates approximately once every two hundred thirty years. New archaeological evidence suggests that the blue planet missed her last four periods.

This is the poem Ozymandias... not the film/comic book character.

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It takes a true artist to find color in a black and white room

Oh, I know. While hubris is a common trait between the two, the Ozymandius of the poem didn't have any noble, egalitarian delusions.

Ozymandius from Watchmen wasn't much of a pre-Alexandrian player either.

I completely forgot about this comment. heh, sorry if it was as obnoxious as it now seems to me.